Tort Time

wafflesworld:

The snow is gone but when will it be warm enough to go outside again?

Soon waffles! Soon! Zoya is mad cause it got real cold again and she only got to go outside once. 

p.s. humom hearts your adorable little tortie legs. 

borntobea-whore:

Caught in the act! #tortoise #horsefieldtortoise #horsefield #reptile #instatortoise #tortoisesofinstagram #tort #tortoiselovers #tortoisefood

Look at that smirk. No shame when it comes to dandelions! 

coalacoatcheck:

Tilly playin in the sun ☀️☺️

akido43:

Progressing out the house

Cue my entrance music, human! 

I would definitely read that shell. 

Zoya shows you the best use of your terrarium space, so you can stay fit and awe your humans.

mytortoiselife:

It’s a jungle out here! I loved it :)

Bliss.

"Why did you dress Clyde up like a shark?"
"Miss Hudson has concerned the winter has been unduly harsh on him so she knitted several turtle cozies. I find them amusing to look at, would have been a nice way to wake up."

Welcome to the fashion scene, Clyde. We were wondering when you’d join us. 

(via ladyfabulous)

fuckyouchristy:

I LOVE HIM HIS NAME IS GEORGE OKAY

And he will call you “The bringer of noms”